• my dad threw a screaming fit until I agreed to go to Walmart.
• what felt like the entire city’s population of deer decided to cross the road while I was driving through the fog.
• I got all the way through the fucking check out at Walmart and realized I left my wallet at home. 
• I dropped a bunch of bananas on the floor.
• Raced home to get my wallet and go back and pay
• Some stupid asses were having a full on brawl in the parking lot. 
• By the time I got back the place was swarming with cops. 
• Paid for my groceries and had a cop follow me halfway home. 
• Yep. 
• And the kitten just turned my water glass into HER drinking glass. 

The stars are stacked against me, it’s time to go to bed.